Fun & Laughter (Hindi)

Jokes Hee Jokes

Banta to his wife: "Padosiyon se Iodex le ke aao"

Wife: "Wo log nahi denge.."

Banta: "Chhee!! Kitne kanjoos log hai....

chhodo fir apna wala hi le aao..."

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sardar:aaj mere paas gaddi hai,bangala hai,makaan hai,tere paas kya hai?

his brother: mere paas bhi gaddi hai,bangala hai,makaan hai

sardar: o teri phir apni maa kiske paas hai.

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Sardar interwiew

Boss:Tumhara janam kahan hua tha.

Sardar-Tiruvanantpuram mein.

Boss:Spelling batao

Sardar:Mazak kar raha tha, Goa mein hua tha...

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SALESMAN-which products do you use?

SARDAR-Babass paste Babas soap,Babas brush.

SALESMAn-is baba an internatoinal brand?

SARDAR-no BAba is my roommate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Santa-Oye!what

R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.

Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?

Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?

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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe ha..

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A lady walked up to a sardar at a grocery store and said:LIPTON di chah hai?

SRD:mainnu tan nai hai.je tennu hai tan LIPT JA...

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Teacher : Water ka formula batao ?

Santa : H2O+MgCl2+ CaSO4+AlCl 3+NaOH+KOH +HN03+GCL+ CO2.

Teacher : Ye answer galat hai.

Santa : Mam ye NAALE ka pani hai.

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"Having a hair cut at saloon"

Girl : 'Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..

Zyada short mat kar dena,

Curls bhi chahiye'

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Boy : 'Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage’

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Phoolwala: "Sahab apni gf ke

liye phool le lo..

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Boy: "Meri gf nahi hai..

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Phoolwala: "To mangetar ke

liye le lo...

Boy: "Meri mangetar nahi hai..

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Phoolwala: "To biwi ke liye

hi le lo..

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Boy: "Meri biwi bhi nahi

hai...

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Phoolwala: "Aye duniya ke

khush

kismat insaan meri taraf se ye

phool

free me le le.."

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