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Fun & Laughter (Hindi)

Jokes Hee Jokes

Banta to his wife: "Padosiyon se Iodex le ke aao"
Wife: "Wo log nahi denge.."
Banta: "Chhee!! Kitne kanjoos log hai....
chhodo fir apna wala hi le aao..."

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sardar:aaj mere paas gaddi hai,bangala hai,makaan hai,tere paas kya hai?
his brother: mere paas bhi gaddi hai,bangala hai,makaan hai
sardar: o teri phir apni maa kiske paas hai.

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Sardar interwiew
Boss:Tumhara janam kahan hua tha.
Sardar-Tiruvanantpuram mein.
Boss:Spelling batao
Sardar:Mazak kar raha tha, Goa mein hua tha...

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SALESMAN-which products do you use?
SARDAR-Babass paste Babas soap,Babas brush.
SALESMAn-is baba an internatoinal brand?
SARDAR-no BAba is my roommate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Santa-Oye!what
R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this






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1 admi bike pe ja raha tha.
Admi ne rastey pe jatey Sardar se poucha?
Sir! Apko lift chahey kia?
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Sardar:Nahi hamara ghar tou Ground floor pe ha..

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A lady walked up to a sardar at a grocery store and said:LIPTON di chah hai?
SRD:mainnu tan nai hai.je tennu hai tan LIPT JA...

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Teacher : Water ka formula batao ?
Santa : H2O+MgCl2+ CaSO4+AlCl 3+NaOH+KOH +HN03+GCL+ CO2.
Teacher : Ye answer galat hai.
Santa : Mam ye NAALE ka pani hai.

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"Having a hair cut at saloon"

Girl : 'Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye'
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Boy : 'Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage’

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Phoolwala: "Sahab apni gf ke

liye phool le lo..
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Boy: "Meri gf nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: "To mangetar ke
liye le lo...
Boy: "Meri mangetar nahi hai..
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Phoolwala: "To biwi ke liye
hi le lo..
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Boy: "Meri biwi bhi nahi
hai...
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Phoolwala: "Aye duniya ke
khush
kismat insaan meri taraf se ye
phool
free me le le.."

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